See? I keep my promises. I may have other faults (that include, but are not limited to, enlarging the waistlines of my friends/victims, reassigning the entire lower half of the food pyramid to chocolate, general laziness, etc.), but I am no liar. When I say I will bring you big, fat, beautiful bread bowls, I will bring you big, fat, beautiful bread bowls. When I say they're soft and pillowy on the inside and crackly and crusty on the outside, so they shall be. When I say they only take an hour to make, it will pretty much be the truth.
Okay, so they actually take about an hour to prepare. They take about twenty minutes to bake after that, but WHATEVER. I pretty much tell the truth usually.