No Bake Any-Berry Pie

This no bake chilled Jello berry pie is the perfect dessert for a hot summer day!

Whoa guys. I love this pie. Just looking at it it doesn't seem too special, especially since I cut the strawberry one too soon before it was set and made the ugliest crust of the century in a fit of impatience and laziness. But really. It is special. IT'S AMAZING.

I wish I could say I invented this recipe, but it's my grandma's. That doesn't mean I can't invent things though. I mean, I have a ton of inventions in my head that are still waiting to see the light of day. You know, like zero calorie brownies. Or magical hair growth serum so that you can get a pixie cut one day and have six foot long hair the next.  Books that have their own soundtracks at really intense parts. Numbing eyebrow plucking cream. Giant weather bubbles that you can put around your city to make it summer all year round. Flying time machine cars with electric cup holders that keep your coffee warm. I could go on, but I really need to get this stuff patented before someone steals my ideas.

By the way, never get a flat white stove. If your mom thinks you can keep it clean and it will look really beautiful or something, please tell her that this is a fool's dream. And this is how it looks on a good day.



Take this beautiful goop off the dirty stove and into plop it into the crust. You know, that ugly crust I was telling you about. Do yourself a favor and make this crust instead. It's nice.



Cool thing about this pie? You can make it with ANY berries. Raspberries, mulberries, blackberries. You can even do peaches. Or strawberries.

 

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