I'm sure you've been worried about me since I haven't posted for so long. Your dreams have surely been plagued with visions of me as a victim of a rabid dolphin attack or lost and floating in the middle of the ocean on a kayak. Well, don't worry. All the dolphins have been quite friendly.
You're probably hoping that I'm back from Florida by now. You're hoping that I'll shut up about my endless days of sunshine and beaches and just get on with the food. You're hoping that I'll go back to the frostbitten netherworld of Michigan where I belong.